Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!
It's hard to believe, but Mrs. Kris Humphries (aka, Kim Kardashian) turns 31 today. Her @ss doesn't look a day over 20.
The reality starlet/boutique owner/professional famewhore will reportedly not be spending the day with her husband of two months, which has naturally added to speculation that the two are headed for splitsville. Kim will likely release a statement about how "busy" she and Kris are, later today.
No word on how Kim does plan to spend her big day, but it'll probably involve whining to her sisters about how much getting old and being married suck. Better work on that relationship while you can, Kimmy. Thirty-one is mighty young to be twice divorced. On that note, happy birthday!
(Photo: WENN)
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October 28th, 2011 1:50 AM
Is she blind? Does she own a mirror? The fact this troll has a fashion line and owned clothing stores is so sad, she looks like she's on her way to clown college not an interview. Holy crap on a cracker what sad mess of fat ass that is.
October 21st, 2011 3:45 PM
@ Blu,
Folks like looking at pictures of Kim because of her huge ass.
October 21st, 2011 2:01 PM
Why oh why?!?!? I don't get it...
October 21st, 2011 12:30 PM
I like that photo of Kim.
This bitch is good for traffic, exponentially better for traffic that Lindsay Lohan ever is, so I wish Kim Kardassian a happy 31st and hopefully she'll be around for at least another year so that bloggers can continue to milk her. :)