Michael Lohan is a complete idiot. After getting into a fight with girlfriend Kate Major Tuesday night because she wouldn’t give him a blow job, Michael was taken to jail but was released Wednesday afternoon. Michael was told not to contact Kate or even dream about her, but in true Lohan fashion, he didn’t listen to authorities and began calling her yesterday.

Kate called the police to inform them that Michael had been calling her and, while the cops were at Kate’s apartment after she made the complaint, Michael called her again. Law enforcement believed Michael was a “threat,” so they made their way to his hotel to arrest him.

According to TMZ, when cops arrived, Michael tried to escape by jumping his 3rd story balcony but he crashed to the ground and tried to hide in some trees. Once the cops got him out of the trees, Michael was arrested for violating a condition of his pretrial release and resisting arrest without violence.

He’s currently in custody at the same jail where he was released just yesterday afternoon. Kate released a statement saying, “He can beat up women but Mr. tough guy who slurred his words calling me 5 times after getting out of jail wasn’t too tough by jumping off the 3rd floor balcony into a tree to try to flee from going back to the same jail he just got released from less than 12 hours ago.”

Like father, like daughter. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and in this case, it actually got stuck in the tree. Ha! What. A. Dumb@ss.

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