It's a big day for the Lohan family. Lindsay has agreed to get naked for money, while Michael Lohan once again had the cuffs slapped on him; this time, for threatening to kill a woman who refused to give him a BJ. Can this family get any classier?

Michael was arrested early this morning after flipping out on girlfriend Kate Major for refusing to supply the beej he requested. After being denied, Michael stated he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist" and throw her from a fourth floor balcony. He's 51 years old, in case you were wondering how he got to be so mature and level-headed.

Just like the last time he got arrested, Michael complained of chest pains to ensure he'd be taken to a hospital rather than jail. Naturally, he denies the charges against him.

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