Teresa Giudice may be a loudmouth, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t cry herself to sleep each night over the fact that her husband Joe Giudice is probably sticking his peen anywhere that’s not his wife.

When pictures of Joe having dinner with a mystery woman circulated around the internet, Teresa seemed to laugh off the issue. But apparently, she’s secretly devastated over the cheating rumors. I hope the tears don’t wipe away her fake tan.

“Teresa has accused [Joe] of infidelity many times over the years. Before she was on RHONJ, she expressed that to her family and friends. Joe isn’t so innocent and she knows it. She isn’t home laughing…She is a mess.”

Their relationship sounds pretty doomed, and isn’t as happy as their InTouch-documented vow renewal ceremony would lead you to believe. In fact, it’s more like what you’d actually conclude about their relationship from watching the show.

“Joe cannot stand Teresa. The way he acts toward her on TV is the real deal.

“He very frequently went to strip clubs and spent many late nights out with ‘the guys’. That is why when the show started Teresa was always talking about their sex life.”

So Teresa’s broke, loveless, obnoxious…is that an inkling of pity I feel coming on? Nah, just an inkling of get the f**k out while you still can!