Katy Perry appears on today’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show where she had to talk about having children with husband Russell Brand. It’s illegal for married people, whether famous or not, to be together without folks asking them when they’re going to reproduce. So annoying.
Katy said: “I would love to have children. I think that’s one of the reasons you get married.”
Russell’s Mrs. continued: “Especially to the person that you marry. You think, that person is going to be a good partner, a good parent. But, I’m not sure it’s time yet. We’ll see, ya know?”
Perry said that “if it doesn’t hurt the first time, I’ll keep popping them out!”
With drugs, the contractions hurt, not the delivery itself. Moving on, Katy has rented out the Staples Center to put on a free concert where she’s “giving thanks to all of [her] fans.” The free show will be on Nov. 23. I take it that folks can get tickets on her website or something. Still, the amount of pushing and shoving that’s gonna go down at the Staples Center hurts my t!ts to even think about it.