Jenni "JWoww" Farley goes to great lengths to basically appear naked both in public and on TV, thoroughly confusing cops and censors with the fact that she's technically wearing clothes. But Jenni's wardrobe of spandex and body paint got her the wrong kind of attention in a Midwestern airport recently, as the Jersey Shore house mom claims she was unfairly singled out by  security agents.

"Fargo ND airport just treated me like a criminal.." JWoww tweeted yesterday. "I wasn’t randomly selected cuz I saw the tsa there pointing at me while I was getting a coffee 15 min prior." She goes on to accuse the security staff of "abusing authority" by ogling her and then subjecting her to a non-random search. She doesn't say what happened after she was taken aside, but she makes clear that some TSA pervs took advantage of the opportunity to cop a feel.

JWoww may be right, after all it is a small airport in Fargo (population: cows) so it's totally possible that she drove the local security goons wild with her guidette ways.  However, it's a pretty serious accusation to make, so if she's serious about this, maybe Twitter isn't the place to sound off. It's not like she doesn't have the time and money to take this thing to court. Then again, she may not wanna mess with airport security. Some of those dudes are hardcore. I forgot I had a corkscrew in my carry-on once and I nearly ended up in Guantanamo.

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