I know I can't be the only one who looked at the photo below and thought 'SO WHATt?!' Kate Middleton has been with Prince William for a decade. Eventually they will have children, if they're able to, and it doesn't matter how "ready" she may or may not be. I want to see a sonogram, a baby bump, and a cute little one next year! Anyone with me on that one?

Us Weekly says that Kate is "preparing" for children. She's been allegedly actively trying to get pregnant, maybe she should add some fat to her body by eating, and she was seen refusing peanuts and rubbing her flat stomach, which suggests that she's already sperminated.

I just wish Kate and William would give their kids typical obnoxious American celebrity names like Crayon and Pepid. Don't steal those names, y'all! I'mma use 'em.