Desperately clinging to relevancy is a genetic trait in the Kardashian family, so Kim Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenner, hasn’t been holding back on telling people about her daughter’s split from Kris Humphries. The stage mom's most recent talking point is that Kim didn’t profit from the Greatest Wedding (But Shortest Marriage) Of Our Generation.
“The one thing that is the most annoying is the rumor that she made millions off of this wedding. She didn’t make a dime and, actually, spent millions of dollars on the wedding–so it’s not something that she thought would ever not be happily ever after.”
Um, I’m pretty sure Kimmy K. got free sh!t up the wazoo for her wedding, so even if million dollars were spent, I don’t think they were her millions of dollars.
When asked about what would happen to all of the wedding gifts, Kris said that Kim will probably donate them to charity without telling anyone about it. Because, you know, she is such a discreet person.
“I’m sure Kim will make a ginormous donation as she does all the time anyway very quietly to a wonderfully deserving charity or a children’s hospital.”
Children’s hospitals are always in need of $1,250 vegetable servers. Duh.