TMZ ran a story a few days ago about how Lindsay Lohan is ahead of schedule and she's been polite and dedicated to working at the morgue or something. Meanwhile The Enquirer claims that she's a b!tch. TMZ leaks all things Lohan, the website has very close ties to LiLo, so I'm gonna roll with The Enquirer's story, cause if there's one thing that Lindsay is well known for, it's being an entitled jerk.

The Enquirer reports that Lindsay emptied a trash bin and found a bloody, severed human hand, which bounced out and hit the floor at her feet.

“Lindsay went totally hysterical and bolted from the room shrieking. She was making so much noise she never heard the pranksters who’d played their elaborate practical joke howling with laughter!”

Lohan's co-workers pranked her because they don't like her. A volunteer said: “Lindsay has a real attitude – always acting like she’s better than anyone else and spending much of her time taking cigarette breaks."

Linds reportedly mopes around doing her work and never speaks "unless she has to."

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