Rihanna appears on today's episode of the Ellen DeGeneres Show to talk about dating and her sex life. This chick has a new album coming out, but this is Riri we're talking about here! Her default mode is 'prostitute.'

Rihanna said: "I'm not dating anyone right now. I'm not dating at all. I'm not necessarily happy being single. It's not really that cool."

Riri then went on to remind us that she likes dominant men. She and Chris Brown were perfect for each other! "I like men that are more aggressive, but mysterious, but I like a man to be very sure."

The singer then went on to discuss gender roles with a lesbian. Makes sense?

"I like them to know that you're the man. I'm the lady and the only way for us to make this work is for us to play our roles. You know, I can’t really be the man for you. I don’t want to have to be. I’m the man at work all the time."

Rihanna then went on to point between her legs and said that being single is not fun for "Her." LOL! Damn. Just damn. She's in heat!

And why does Rihanna like to Tweet? Because she's not having enough sex! "That’s why I stay on Twitter a lot. So I can conversate with my fans — because I don’t get any booty calls." #WhoreProblems!