Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi did a one-on-one with GQ magazine. In her interview, Nicole gives backhanded insults to everyone she could think of at the time: Barbara Walters, who she "didn't even think" with during her interview, Mike Sorrentino, JK Rowling, Maya Angelou, and everyone who has ever interviewed her before. Snooki claims that it's not all partying in the Jersey Shore house and she doesn't know why MTV focuses on the drama. She's a smart one!

When asked what she spends her money on, Snooki said that she saves it, adding, "Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I'm not going to spend money like Mike [The Situation]. He's already broke!" Ouch! Now that I think about it, on various occasions, TMZ has reported that Mike bought some expensive new whip. Serves him right.

Nicole also said that Donald Trump would make a great President and she would name her son Jionni Jr. Here are some of Snooki's dumbest comments from GQ.

So, I've got to ask: You've really never heard of J.K. Rowling or Maya Angelou? I don't read. I don't like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It's not my style.

But you're a New York Times best-selling author! Yeah, doesn't mean I have to read.