Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard got married in 2009. The two made an adorable music-loving couple, but they’ve suddenly pulled a Kim Kardashian on us and the two have called it quits!
Ironically Zooey’s career is booming. She recently graced the cover of TV Guide, her show “New Girl” got picked up for a full season, and now’s the opportune time for her to sleep her way through Hollywood. Zooey can get any man on the planet by saying she’s Katy Perry.
This split is so typical! When one’s professional life is thriving, their personal life often goes to hell. I should know. I haven’t had sex in a really long time, like, weeks… but my professional life isn’t exactly thriving either, so I don’t really have a point here. I just believe that it’s hard to balance work and sex, unless you sleep with your co-workers.