Jennifer Lopez is dating a backup dancer from Orange County who is 18 years younger than her. When one thinks of a “boy toy,” a hot guy comes to mind, but in Jennifer’s case, she’s got the boy part down, but Casper Smart isn’t a toy that we’d want to play with.

If Casper came anywhere near me, I’d have to pepper spray him. Not because I’m 5’4 and he’s 5’8, which isn’t intimidating in the least, but because he kind of resembles a duck with an alien head, like he should crawl back inside his mother’s womb because his face remains a work in progress. But that’s just my opinion. I have plenty of pictures here to help you decide for yourself.