I think Courtney Stodden just likes older, unattractive, outta shape men. The 17 year-old teenage bride posted very seductive Tweets on Twitter all about her love of Christmas and Santa Claus. I don't think that Court writes her own Tweets, but whoever does is good!

Check 'em out:

• Caressing the essence of Christmas with my flirty spirit as I festively dive into a sexy santa suit & jingle my bells to hot holiday hits!

• Mr Santa Claus? If I let you seductively slide down my stocking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?

• Dear Mr Santa: When you silently sneak down my chimney this year & into my home… I guarantee you will be leaving saying HO-HO-HO! ;) XOs

• Dear Santa: Since you work so HARD to satisfy, I will be leaving you a lil’ more than just creamy cookies for your sweet tooth this year…

I kind of love this b!tch. Courtney has some of the best Tweets online!

Photos: Pacific Coast News