Jersey Shore season 5 premieres on January 5th and MTV has already begun to promote its hit show. This is a promo photo for the upcoming season. The colors look gorge, but overall the picture is disturbing and reminds me of how fake the show actually is.

Would Mike Sorrentino ever allow Deena Nicole Cortese to get that near his crotch?! If it’s supposed to be summertime, why the hell is Nicole wearing a jacket and knee high boots?

JWoww is looking like a mannequin and Vinny Guadagnino has officially come out the closet. Wrapping both arms around your man, dude? Who knew Vinny was this territorial.