Kate Middleton still isn’t pregnant, which may or may not mean that she’s broken “200 years of tradition,” don’t make me count the months. When she refused to eat peanuts, we thought she was pregnant, if she holds a bag over her stomach, it means she’s expecting, but as you can see from these new photos, there is no bun in the oven.

Kate has been spotted a few times this week doing royal appearances or something. Her fashion sense remains pretty boring and her hair is predictable.

I wonder how she’ll cope with things when she does get pregnant, and fat, in her last trimester. She seems fairly self-conscious. I predict that the Duchess will go into exile for a few months before she pops out her first royal kid!

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