Kris Humphries: New Jersey Nets Re-Sign Kim's Ex

When Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorced, she was a multi-millionaire professional famwehore and he was an unemployed benchwarmer. Well, a lot's changed since then. Now Kim is a multi-millionaire professional famewhore and Kris is a formerly unemployed benchwarmer.

The New Jersey Nets announced yesterday that Kris signed a one-year contract with the team, good for $8 million. Kris says he's "happy to have basketball back" and the Nets are said to be pleased to have their star power forward back.

All kidding aside, Kris had the best season of his career last year, and this year he may make the starting line-up for the first time since he was in college. Incidentally, Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush - another famous ex of Kim's - is having what may shape up to his best season ever. It seems breaking up with Kim is the new steroids.

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