Mark Zuckerberg‘s girlfriend of nearly the past decade has changed her relationship status on her boyfriend’s website. Priscilla Chan has gone from being “In a Relationship” to listing Zuckerberg as her “partner.”

The word “partner” sounds obnoxious when used by heterosexual couples, but Chan obviously wants to make a statement. Mark isn’t just a fling, he’s not just her boyfriend, he’s her other half or something.

Priscilla and Mark have lived together for years and she requires that they have one date night a week, because he’s so busy. Whenever Priscilla is photographed, she looks like sh!t… she doesn’t really care about how she presents herself to her partner, but she cares about how she presents her relationship to the world. I’m confused.