…. Well I lied about the no comment thing.

Serena Williams was in Miami over the weekend giving women all over the world a reason to stay out of the gym. She’s buff. She’s manly. Her entire body except for her boobs and booty is rock hard… She scares me.

It’s my duty to post Serena’s bikini photos because they’re fascinating in a slightly freakish way. I don’t know how she gets pap’d like every time she’s at the beach, either. I’m suspicious, but if Serena thinks she’s the hotness than… no comment.

Photos: Fame