The debate about Khloe Kardashian‘s paternity rages on, with everyone from unknown animator Todd Waterman to football legend/murderer OJ Simpson being suggested as possible Sasquatch fathers. But now, an LA hairdresser who was, ahem, “close” with Kris Jenner in the 80s has emerged as the most likely baby daddy candidate.
That’s Kris’ friend with benefits Alex Roldan on the right, and if that ain’t family resemblance, then I don’t know what is. The shot of Alex is a screencap from a video that Kris made in the 80s in honor of her “friends” (read: guys she banged). Sources confirm that Alex and Kris slept together, but at this point I basically just assume that every straight dude who spent time in the Los Angeles area in the early 80s got it in with Kris, so that’s a given.
To recap: Alex is a tall dude with a Khloe-esque grill who allegedly had sex with Kris Jenner around the time Khloe was conceived. Add to that pile of evidence the fact that Khloe’s middle name is Alexandra, and I think we found our baby daddy! Case closed.