What makes Evelyn Lozada sexy to me is her fiery attitude, but the Puerto Rican isn’t exactly hard on the eyes either. Evelyn is featured in the new issue of Maxim and the publication had nothing but kind things to say about Chad Ochocinco’s future wifey.

Maxim said: “Evelyn Lozada is turning out to become one of the hottest reality stars on the scene and everyone is taking notice. She is absolutely gorgeous and we had an awesome time shooting her.”

Not really. Evelyn’s hot, but her six-pack looks gross. Women shouldn’t go hard with the six-pack. The lingerie she’s wearing does nothing for me and she looks prettier on TV than she does here. None of that matters, though, cause Lozada is building her brand. She already has a shoe store, Dulce, in Miami, she just released her first book, Inner Circle: The Wives Association, and she’s endorsed Secret Kisses cosmetics. Evelyn will also have her own spinoff reality show soon and she plans to get inseminated so that she can have Ocho’s twins.