The fifth (!) season of Jersey Shore kicks off tomorrow night, and, as always, we’ll be here to recap every greasy, drunken minute of it. But to hold you over until then, MTV has released another preview of the guidos long-awaited return to their home turf.

“We lookin’ fabulous right now,” proclaims The Situation, without irony, as he gets a cross shaved in the back of his head and shellacks his inch of hair with a half can of Aqua Net. Not much is revealed in this clip: the guys get hair cuts, Pauly D proclaims his love for American “babahs”…but for some reason, we’re now looking forward to season 5 more than ever.

With any luck, the return to Seaside will offer more in the way of drama and quotable one-liners than the original snoozefest trailer suggests. We can only hope. Anyway, happy Jerz-day Eve! It’s like Christmas Eve, but with more Valtrex.