Awwwww. How could we forget the man who sprayed cologne on his penis on the season premiere of Jersey Shore?
Snooki and Deena Nicole Cortese found pretty hilarious ways of describing who Jonny “The Unit” Manfre is. He’s Mike Sorrentino’s clone! The Situation’s friend is just like him in almost every single way, except he’s better looking and has longer hair.
Just like the Sitch, The Unit is a jerkoff. Deena told MTV News: “The Unit is another part of Mike. He’s like Mike’s unit, it’s kind of unreal. He kind of, like, gives Mike more ‘umph’ to be, like, a jerk.”
Snooki chimed in with: “He’s like Mike times 10, so it’s, like, gross, gross, gross. It’s not attractive.”
Nicole has her own very personal reasons for not liking The Unit – she doesn’t want him to tell her boyfriend that she cheated. The Unit will be back for a few more episodes this season! Now that’s a crazy situation! Ha.