Of course, Jan Ashley could just be seeking some publicity or a nice payday. The claim would be easy to dismiss if it weren’t for the fact that Robert’s widow (Jeez, how many times did this dude get married?) has also spoken out about the question of Khloe’s paternity.”Khloe brought it up all the time,” she said. “She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”

Couple these revelations with the fact that Kris Jenner admittedly slept around on Robert and it seems there’s little doubt that Khloe is a Kardashian in name only. So why has there never been an effort to find her real dad? According to his ex Robert, “never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much.” Dude, you can love a kid and still wanna know if they’re your seed. That would’ve been the best episode of Maury ever.