Kim Kardashian co-hosted Live! With Kelly this morning and the 31 year-old professional celebrity used the platform to talk about her quickie marriage and her divorce, natch. Kim didn't have to go to a studio in L.A. and fake a scene for her reality show this time. Instead she flew to New York to make herself sound like a victim of love again.

"Being a hopeless romantic, I wanted to believe in something so badly."

She explained: "If you think I really made all that money that everyone claimed we made on the wedding and that it was for TV...I'm a smart businesswoman, I would have stayed married longer!"

Kim Kardashian Live With Kelly

"This was a bad business decision. I really didn't think following my heart would create this much backlash."

As Kim kept talking, she started to make more sense: "I definitely tried everything I could [to save it], but also heard stories of people who had kids and stayed married for years and it didn't end up working out," she said.

"I want babies and that forever love and if I felt in my heart that this wasn't right, why wait years for the same result?"

Kim's writer fed her some good lines. I agree with her, it's just that you know this b!tch will get married on television again and she has learned absolutely nothing. She needs a divorce from fame more than she needed to split from Humphries. Until then, every man will have to take a backseat to her brand.