In an interview with a Spanish radio station today, the Mother Monster revealed that her biological clock is ticking and she has firm plans for starting a family. “I want a baby from an Italian – possibly Sicilian – donor,” Gaga said, avoiding the topic of how her decidedly non-Italian boyfriend Taylor Kinney feels about this decision.
The European press followed up on this surprising revelation by hounding Italian fertility clinics to find out if Gaga had been in touch with them. The country’s leading artificial insemination expert said only, “I don’t talk about my patients.”
Stefani sounds pretty certain about her decision, but this is a woman who can’t make it through an award show on fewer than 8 outfits. She doesn’t have the longest attention span, is what I’m saying. The fact that she already knows what nationality she wants the kid to be makes it seem like she’s thinking of a baby as just another fashion accessory. My guess is, if Taylor wants to distract her from her latest goal, he could just buy her a bedazzled greyhound or a parrot that knows all the words to “Born This Way.”