Melissa Gorga of The Real Housewives of New Jersey enjoyed South Beach over New Year’s Eve weekend. She was there with her sex addict husband Joe Gorga. Because Melissa was within a 5-mile radius of Joe, she had to makeout with him, and probably f*ck him in front of the paps.

Melissa is as conceited as they come, and her bikini isn’t that hot. It’s a little disappointing, you’d figure that she’d go as skimpy as JWoww would when she gets groceries. Melissa and Joe look pretty happy here! Good for them.

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