Apparently, Snooki‘s love of make-up-caked queens of the gay community doesn’t end with her boyfriend, Jionni Lavalle. According to a recent tweet, Snooks also has a thing for Lady Gaga, and the Mother Monster better watch her back or she’ll end up forcibly smushed.
“Is @ladygaga in la? Cuz I’d like to rape her before I leave,” read the tweet that hopefully had Gaga beefing up her security. Snooks love of the ladies has been well-documented in past episodes of Jersey Shore and though she may not seem very intimidating and 4’9″ and 98 pounds, when you get a liter of tequila in her, she can’t be stopped by mere mortals.
Sadly, Gaga has yet to take Snooks up on her offer of chlamydia and psychological trauma. I’m hoping these two meet at some point just we can see the resulting photo. Try explaining that picture to future generations. It can’t be done.