Taylor Swift is so saccharine, sometimes it hurts to look at her. But I’ll give her her due–she’s a good girl, if altogether weepy and stuck in a perpetual state of teenager. When eighteen-year-old cancer patient Kevin McGuire invited T. Swift to be her date to his prom, she turned him down.
But don’t worry, she won’t let her sick fan down! Instead, she’s bringing him with her to the ACM Awards. Kevin’s sister, Victoria, created a Facebook page dedicated to getting Taylor as her brother’s prom date, and eventually hit over 90,000 likes.
In response, the singer posted a message on her Facebook wall reading, “Kevin, I’m so sorry but I won’t be able to make it to your prom. But I was wondering, the ACM Awards are coming up. Would you be my date?”
Kevin obviously said yes and will be flying to Vegas for the April 1st event to walk down the red carpet on the arms of country pop singer. But in my head, that won’t be end of their story. Serial monogamist Taylor will start dating cancer-stricken Kevin, which will lead to epic, devoted love songs that we can all sing along to on her next diary/album. The cycle never ends!