In case you were living under a rock somewhere, you already know that the Oscar Awards were held last night. The Artist won big, the adorable Octavia Spencer of The Help also won, Meryl Streep picked up her third Academy Award, and Jennifer Lopez almost had a nip slip!
JLo needs stickier nipple tape!
Kelly Osbourne and her tiny waist!
Anna Faris wore the kind of dress you wear to the MTV Awards while Tina Fey looked hotter than usual, along with a thinner Kelly Osbourne. Sandra Bullock wore an ugly dress (we think she's over this sh!t). The Oscars probably remind her of Jesse James. Gwyneth Paltrow remained boring as usual and Jonah Hill is still looking bigger these days. Oh, and we threw in a few pictures of Angelina Jolie's right leg because you know you love it.