Adele covers the March Issue of Vogue magazine, which is "The Power Issue." Adele picked up six Grammys last night, yep, this chick is powerful. She's also so friggin' gorgeous and talented, but there's more! Adele reveals that she's funny, she's a good cook, and she always wants to have sex. Is there a male version of her out there?

On being funny: I was always the joker at school, but I didn’t really realize I had a natural sense of humor until I started telling stories onstage. You get the timing down.

On what her exes would say about her: I am attentive. I will do anything for my man. I am a good cook. I’m funny. Always want to have sex.

On red carpets: I hate the red carpet. I don’t feel insecure, I just feel like, Oh, I don’t want to do this. I literally get a stomach cramp. At the VMA’s last year I felt really out of my comfort zone because there were so many superstars there. But that’s been the case from day one. I never feel like, Oh, yeah, I should be here.