Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Engaged? Expecting Twins?!

The short answer to both of the questions posed in that headline is - probably not. But that hasn't stopped Ok! Magazine from reporting that the long-rumored wedding is definitely going down this summer. Better yet, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting not one, but two babies! I believe that will bring the total to 98 for the couple.

According to the tabloid, Brad and Angie have already picked out the 16th century chateau in the French countryside that will serve as the site of their small, private ceremony. A "source close to the couple" claims, "Brad and Angie have kept this quiet, and they're talking about how and when to announce it. They really get a kick out of teasing people with this whole thing." Yup, sounds like something a friend of the world's most private celebrity couple would say.

As for the twins claim...I dunno, apparently wedding rumors aren't enough to sell magazines anymore. Watch for next week's issue in which OK!'s crack team of reporters reveals that Angelina is a state-of-the-art cyborg who's powered by the tears of children. So that's why they have all those kids!

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