Jennifer Love Hewitt continues to fight to remain semi-relevant, so she’s moved on to starring in a new show for Lifetime, a network that no one watches, called “Client List.” Jen held up a sign “Watch the Client List in April” for the paparazzi yesterday while having lunch at The Ivy in L.A. She’s a subtle one.

The show is about Riley, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s character. Riley is a single mother who works at a spa “but soon realizes that the parlor offers a little more than just massage therapy.” Riley tries to balance raising her children and her clients at the spa. She lives a “double life”… whatever! Do they even need to describe what the show is about when they make promos that look like the picture above?