Following the new “make-under” trend, Ke$ha appears in the new issue of Glamour without the pound of glittery face paint and obnoxious white girl rap that have made her famous. She looks better than expected, but don’t worry – she’s still incredibly annoying!
“I’m just a ballsy motherf–ker,” Ke$ha says early in the interview, because apparently she likes when I punch things. “I’m not afraid of pushing boundaries. That’s what you have to do to become an icon.” Yes, Ke$ha wants to become an icon. When you finish laughing, read on, it gets worse.
Asked about her relationship with the opposite sex (which is men, apparently) Kesh-nasty says, “I destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them.” Look out, men! Ke$ha will eat you after you f*ck her…but that’s actually a better fate than a lifetime of being made fun of by your friends.
Yes, I’m making fun of Ke$ha’s appearance despite the fact that she actually looks okay in one of the above photos, but it’s not like she tweeted that picture. It’s still in freakin’ Glamour which means that instead of spending three hours bedazzling her eyebrows they spent six hours on airbrushing. Sorry, K-dolla sign. Come out with an album that doesn’t make us wanna put sharp things in our ears, and maybe the whole world will stop making fun of you.