Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Never Had Sex After Wedding?

Kris Humphries is determined to show the world (and the judge in his divorce) that his marriage to Kim Kardashian was a sham, and his latest revelation might go a long way toward proving his point. A source close to the former couple claims that Kim and Kris stopped having sex almost immediately following their media event wedding, and Kris plans to make that fact public knowledge.

“Kim’s freaking out,” the source tells Life & Style. "Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That’s her top priority! Everything will come out in court — even their sex life.” Obviously, not all of these anonymous sources can be legit (unless Kim has the world's sh!ttiest friends) but it's not hard to believe that Kim's legs closed like a bear trap soon after she walked down the aisle.

Anyone who watched the last season of Kourtney and Kim Take New York knows that Kim reverted back to her usual Ice Queen self shortly after marrying Kris, to the point that it was basically impossible to imagine her thawing herself out enough to have sex with her husband. And if Kim really did claim to have a headache for 72 consecutive nights, it would benefit Kris to bring it up in court, as alienation of affection could be grounds for the annulment he's seeking. God, I hope they let cameras into the courtroom.