Lady Gaga is seeking professional help. No surprise there, but the reason and the type of help she's seeking would be pretty shocking...if it were anyone but Lady Gaga.

"I have this recurring dream where there’s a phantom in my home and he takes me into a room where there’s a blonde girl with ropes tied to her limbs pulling her apart" Gaga recently told London's Daily Mail. Um...interesting. Apparently the Mother Monster is so distressed by these dreams that she's booked regular sessions with celebrity spiritual guru Deepak Chopra.

“I told Deepak the dream was so terrifying I thought somehow that a devil force was trying to take hold of me," Gaga explained. "I told him: ‘The Devil is trying to take me, Deepak! I’m a good girl!’ He said not to worry.”

So Gaga is possessed by the devil. Yawn. At this point, I'd be more surprised if we found out she took up knitting.