Unfortunately, Mike Sorrentino does have a “brand” which he desperately needs because Snooki said that he’s broke. The Situation of Jersey Shore is not amused by ongoing gay rumors. First, Angelina said that he’s gay, then just last week JWoww and Snooki both said that they think that Mikey may be gay. Psst: He’s also insane.
When asked if Mike is gay, Snooki said: “It wouldn’t shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don’t end up hooking up. And he gives them men’s clothing to wear.”
Jenni added: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.”
Michael is reportedly “extremely upset” and his publicist issued a statement saying the speculation is “the most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard.”
JWoww and Snooks should say that Pauly and Vinny are gay, because they obviously are, but they wouldn’t go there because they don’t hate Pauly and Vinny like they do Mike.
We know that Snooki’s opinion no good, considering that her own boyfriend is homosexual himself, but, as JWoww said, “it would all make sense.” Think about it. Mikey throws, like, every chick out of the house or rather sleep than hookup, he refuses to “get wifed up” by his hot friend Paula, who he’s been hooking up with for years, he stares at his BFF The Unit when he changes clothes, he tries to break up every single heterosexual couple, and he wanted his male roommates to stare at his dick, so he walked around with his shorts hanging beneath his crotch last week. Dude’s gay, yo!