Adele isn’t exactly the superficial type. She dated some hippie musician named Slinky Sunbeam and now she’s dating Simon Konecki. She has a thing for guys with an “S” name apparently. Simon is 13 years Adele’s senior, he was married before, he’s fat, and he looks like he needs to get his entire body waxed. Still, Adele is feelin’ him.

Adele and Simon began dating this summer. Prior to her relationship with Simon, Adele was sounding mad desperate in interviews, talking about how she and her ex-boyfriend were like destined to be together forever! We’re glad that she’s happy now.

Anyway, a little about Simon:

He has family in the States! Adele will spend some time in America when she’s not working because Simon has family in Florida. Simon went golfing in Florida last month and he and Adele took a boat ride in the Florida Everglades. Konecki family members live in Boca Raton, Florida, so be on the lookout Floridians!

He’s called Zac. For some reason, Simon goes by “Zac”. his friends also used to call him “The Waterboy” and “Swampy.” Gross!

He likes Snoop Dogg. Simon told The Grocer that he would hire Snoop to work for his company so he could “answer the phones with his dulcet tones.”

He’s divorced. Adele’s new man was married before, but he and his wife divorced in 2008. He has a 5 year-old daughter.

He’s successful and charitable. Konecki is the co-founder of U.K. bottled water company Life Water. He’s also in charge of Drop4Drop, which brings clean water to developing countries.