Midget reality TV star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now engaged to her midget boyfriend, Jionni LaValle! Snooki thinks that Jionni is the second coming, even though he embarrassed her in front of millions of viewers last season, and she is so desperate to get wifed up and have guido, vertically challenged kids, Jionni would have to be blind, deaf and dumb to pass on this meal ticket.

 

Star magazine reports: “Jionni bought the ring. She’s waiting for the right time to announce the news to promote her new show.”

In August, Snooks told Good Morning America that she wants a “big ring!” Considering her size, most rings would look huge on her hand. The only problem is, Jionni is, like, unemployed. He’s always spotted traveling all over the world with Snickers, and his mother paid for his plane ticket out of Italy, so who exactly paid for this ring?!

Star said that Jionni wants to pop the question on Valentine’s Day. This story has been just reported, however, AND I received the following email in my inbox today, which says:

Tonight we are the first to inform you that it is official. Snooki and Jionni are indeed engaged. The text message came through at approximately 11:30pm from a very close source of the future groom inviting us to an exclusive close friends gathering tomorrow for the celebration.

So there you have it! As recently as this week, Snooki said, “Jionni’s a great guy, so you know I’m so down to make guido babies with him!”

Snooki talks about raising kids like one would describe picking out a friggin’ purse! Congrats?

* Thanks for the confirmation email Giselle!