Well, it looks like something good may come from the brief marriage between Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian, after all. Thanks to their dragged-out divorce proceedings, we may finally get to find out exactly how many millions Kim is raking in from her sex tape-based fame.
Kris’ lawyers have asked the court to force Kim to reveal all assets (no pun intended) that she accumulated during the couple’s 72-day marriage. The reason being, of course, that Kris wants a chunk of that cash, and with good cause. All of Kim’s wealth is a direct result of her fame, and for that almost three-month period, much of Kim’s notoriety came from her marriage to Kris. The whole divorce scandal ruined his public image as much as it did hers – why shouldn’t he be allowed to cash in?
Kris’ lawyers are also pissed that Kim donated the couples’ wedding gifts to charity without asking him. Not that Kris objects to charitable donations, but you can’t just give sh!t away when half of it belongs to someone else. Kim even manages to look selfish when she’s giving to charity. God, I hope we get a look at her bank records. It’ll be so much easier to hate her when we know just how incredibly wealthy she is.