Two of the most beautiful people in Hollywood are apparently enjoying each other's hotness and we need to see this sex tape, like right now! Alexander Skarsgard, 35, and Charlize Theron, 36, are sexing. Alexander and Ms. Theron were spotted at a club in West Hollywood where an eyewitness says: "It was clear they were a couple, holding hands and staring into each other’s eyes."

They ordered beers and were sitting on the patio. When fans said hello, they were reportedly "really nice." They both left "with their arms around each other" and they took off in the same car.

A close source tells The Enquirer that Charlize is “crazy for Alexander, and he’s nuts about her.” They should wed then. What are they waiting for? It's time to get married immediately and have kids soon after that. Their kids will hit the gene pool lottery.

Sh!t, you know how it is when you can't have someone? You think the person that your crush is with better be smoking hot so that you don't want to choke his b!tch out? I can't have Alexander but Charlize is gorge, therefore we approve!