For obvious reasons, Casper Smart is doing everything in his power to convince Jennifer Lopez that he’s committed to her for the long haul. Proposing or getting her pregnant might do the trick, but Casper is too hardcore (and stupid) for these traditional methods, so he decided to take things a step further.
According to In Touch, Casper recently surprised J-Lo with a tattoo of her name on his “nether regions.” Sadly, they don’t go into greater detail about exactly what is meant by “nether regions,” I’m guessing that Cassie got Jenny From The Block’s name inked on his wang. Smart move, dude. Your wang is the only reason she’s into you and now you have to let it heal for a few days. Plenty of time for Jen to find a new 20-something moron to be her lap dog.
Of course, several anonymous sources say Jen loves the new tat. “Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons,” says one. That’s great for now, but what happens when they inevitably break up? Try explaining to your new girl why you named your dick J-Lo.