You know a guy has to be sexsay in order to take me outta Because He’s Hot retirement, and Dave Franco is just that. Dave stars in 21 Jump Street (which is HILARIOUS, btw) alongside Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Dave plays a drug dealer named Eric in the movie and his hotness was one of the most entertaining features of the film. In summary, dude had me excited the entire movie and I want to do awful things to him for a week straight.

Dave, 26, is James Franco’s younger, and arguably hotter, brother. Dave isn’t even on the tall side, but it didn’t matter. His smile is perfect. His eyebrows are hot, and I usually don’t care or pay attention to a guy’s eyebrows. It’s that serious! Like his brother, there’s something exotic about his look. Dave is part Portugese, Swedish and Jewish, which explains it. I don’t really know how to describe why Dave deserves to be a “Because He’s Hot” guy in great detail, but I plan on watching 21 Jump Street again in order to find out. *Grabs towel and a tall glass of water. Checks pulse.