Talk about putting the nail in the coffin on one of the most successful reality shows in history! MTV will begin filming Jersey Shore season 6 this summer in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. All of the housemates will return for “their home-away-from-home, and the house dynamic is headed into unchartered territory…as their lives outside the “Shore” take off in exciting new directions,” according to MTV’s publicity department.
The network claims that the cast’s “trademark hilarity and family dysfunction will remain the same.” Are you also confused?! So the Jersey Shore castmates’ lives are taking off “in exciting new directions” yet things in the house “will remain the same”? MTV wishes.
MTV execs need to figure out how to make this show interesting again. They need to hire scriptwriters, they should add a new housemate, stop sending the cast to Karma every single night... or they could just cancel the show right now! We don’t need season 6. I don’t like anyone in the cast anymore and I really can’t stand that these millionaires “work” at a T-shirt store for a living! MTV doesn’t think very highly of its viewers.
The show is too stupid to make any sense now. I’ll just DVR it so that I can see the pregnant midget sex Snooki will still engage in with her gay fiance Jionni during her third trimester, just like Jessica Simpson does with her unlucky dude.