In honor of the new season of Mad Men premiering this Sunday night on AMC, I thought it was only fitting to make John Slattery my Because He’s Hot guy. I haven’t seen a single episode of Mad Men, despite enthusiastic suggestions from friends, but I’ve seen some of John’s other work and I must say that I’m impressed with his face.
He makes me not even care that his first name is John, one of the most redundant overrated names ever. I’d even walk up to the silver fox and tell him that he’s foxy, because I’m clever like that when I hit on men, and I’d offer to buy him a drink.
Then and now: John was always hot.
I’m not gonna lie, he doesn’t make me weak in the knees, but he could just wink or snap his fingers and I’d be on my knees.
Because John, who has a few decades on me, gives me a reason to expand my definition of what “hot” is, he’s this week’s Because He’s Hot guy… John is aging gracefully, but god damn, that black and white ‘young’ photo is hawt!
