MTV is not impressed with pregnant Snooki and sober recovering addict Mike Sorrentino f*cking  up Jersey Shore, so they’re reportedly casting two people to replace ‘em. The people who run MTV’s most popular series are buggin’ out right now because they’re concerned that the show will lose its edge.

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495 Productions is casting two new castmates and “plans to limit Snooki and The Situation’s roles on the new season — giving new cast members more screen time instead.”

I LOVE IT!

Snooki thought that getting knocked up would help her career, and I have my doubts about whether Mike went to rehab for damage control purposes. Considering how shady he is, it makes you wonder about how genuine he is.

There’s no way that the Shore House can turn into Sober House and sustain its viewership, so this is a must. I’m just shocked that MTV is still trying to run this show. They’re tryna make it the new Real World.