File this under things no one ever expected or wanted. Sarah Symonds, the former mistress of Gordon Ramsay, says she and the angry chef recorded a sex tape toward the end of their affair and she currently has no idea of its whereabouts. It could be in the hands of police, or hackers, or no one…Let’s hope for no one.
Police contacted Symonds as a result of their investigation into the News of the World phone hacking scandal. She says they found “sensitive information” stemming from her affair, but were unable to provide details about the couple’s homemade footage. “I know from a source that there is a sex tape,” said Symonds. “I wonder if the police have found it though, and if so what happens to it? I am desperately trying to find out.”
Sarah’s probably safe, because there can’t be much of a market for a Gordon Ramsay sex tape. Not only that, but whoever released it would surely be found guilty of an act of terrorism and promptly sentenced to death.