Courtney Stodden Posts “Erotic Easter” Photo

Arrest us now! Our eyes can’t unsee the child pornography that is Courtney Stodden’s Easter photo–and we also can’t help but shake the nasty feeling that we should be going to jail for looking at a photo of a 17-year-old “spreading some erotic Easter spirit.” (Yeah, that’s a thing. That she actually wrote. On Twitter.)

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The wife of Doug Hutchinson can be seen in a white bikini, fluffy bunny ears and tail, bent over and wearing stripper heels–in official lingo, ho stacks–picking up some fallen Easter eggs. And if that’s not enough to
make you want to pull an Oedipus and gauge your eyes out, just read her tweet the next day. “HiPpeTy hIppETtY hOp HoP hOPpiNG my kinky Courtney-tail outside to capture a couple captivating rays – I’m such a sun
bunny! Xoxoxoxo.”

First of all, ew. Second of all, if you need any further proof that she is 17 years old, look at that mess! That is some serious tween-vomiting all over the English language, the likes of which I haven’t seen since MySpace.
Remember that? Yeah, you don’t want to.

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