There’s too much information and then there’s waaaaaay too much information, and this story definitely falls into the latter category. Has-been former Real Housewives of New York star Alex McCord published a memoir in in 2010, but since no one read it, no one realized until today that that McCord reveals her douche-tastic husband, Simon Van Kempen, um…climaxed while she gave brth to their son, Francois.
The controversial excerpt has been making its way around the web and we present it here, with apologies in advance:
Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I understand completely the stories of women who have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later, when we untangled ourselves, he discovered he’d actually ejaculated though hadn’t felt any of the normal lead-up to that.