Walking straight is a daunting task when you’re white boy wasted, so Christina Aguilera needs the help of her favorite white boy to prevent her from falling on her face in front of the paparazzi. Christina was photographed walking into a party at the Sunset Marquis last night in LA. She shows up already drunk!

Christina really does have an alcohol problem. I’ve seen videos and photos of her falling down drunk ever since she became famous. Her boyfriend, Matt Rutler, is an enabler and everyone on her staff is a sycophant. The reason she was wearing such tight clothes even though she had plenty of rolls and ripples is probably because her people told her she looks damn hot. I wonder what Christina’s ex-husband is thinking? He had a hot wife, but he dodged a friggin’ bullet.

Photo: Pacific Coast News